| computer: | unable to connect to the internet |
| favourite band: | we're breaking up. |
| Family: | we found your tumblr. |
| TV series: | season 3 is as real as your social lives |
| TV Network: | we are cancelling your favorite show |
| Cupboard: | there is no chocolate anymore |
| YouTubers: | we're retiring. |
| America: | President Romney |
| bed: | we're done |